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You Want Sum
03:36
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You should have never stepped to me
I’ll reduce you mathematically
When it comes to prime smack talk
You know I’m a factor
Snap you in half like plastic protractor
My rhymes are acute
You’re so obtuse
Hang you in you a hypotenuse
I put the INT in integer
And the flow in float
I will kick your asymptote
I’m like pi
‘Cause I’m infinite
You’re like kindergarten calculus:
I already finished it
YOU WANT SUM
You’ll get totaled
YOU WANT SUM
I go into mean mode so
If you’re looking for pain
You hit paydirt
When I’m done dividing you
There will be no remainder
If you’re looking for pain
You hit paydirt
I’m the verbal vector maker
I solve all unfinished theorems
Bring that volume through the ceiling
You can’t calculate past the surface
Basic trigonometry makes you nervous
My lines pop off the page just like a pyramid
Your rhymes decline to zero: they’re derivative
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U.L.T.R.A.S.Q.U.I.D.
03:49
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Exquisitely evolved from functionless fish
Perfect form reborn, feel the unctuousness
Once bound down by the restraint from the sea
Now flopping around terrestrially
Crushing ground forces and land resistance
Tossing tanks left and right to fabulous distance
Look now to the sky through wide eyelids
It’s a bird it’s a plane it’s an U.L.T.R.A.S.Q.U.I.D.!
Sky enabled squid are no longer a cryptid
U L T R A
S Q U I D
What’s that spell?
U.L.T.R.A.S.Q.U.I.D.
Having mastered flight through levitation
They commence world domination
Then once crowned the king of all creatures
Sights are set to the cosmic ether
Plans are set to traverse the void
Wings attached to coleoids
Expanding the edge of cognitive perception
The Door is open to a new dimension
Space squid are no longer a cryptid
Underwater
Land
Tolerant
Recently
Airborne
Specimen
Quickly
Usurping
Intermodal
Domination
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3. |
Metal Slime
05:12
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From glamour to glitz
Rich as it gets
Cookin’ ‘cause I’m puttin on the
8-bit ritz
I started out hanging out down in the trash bin
Now I’m the prize for motherfuckers to cash in
With these excellent moves, I just can’t stop
I’m a bottom feeder going straight to the top
(Because I)
Genus ooze
Born to lose
A cheap palette swap with the colors diffused
They thought I was the minimum, but now I’m the maximum
They thought I was slime, but I’m a puddle of platinum
Bargain basement waste
Globulous grease
But I’m the one they all want ‘cause I make profits increase
If you can catch me, I’ll make you wealthy
But I always run away because I’m so stealthy
Once shunned scum
Now number one
The gelatinous plutocrat
That you can’t outrun
Cancel out your magic ‘cause you cannot dispel me
They thought I was slime, but I make u jelly x2
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4. |
Sewer Maze
04:25
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Secret septic habitat
Covered in particulate
Extirpate the surfacescape
Drop beneath the drainage grate
I want to spare you from the downward climb
Through the broken sludge filter of my mind
It’s not ‘cause you’re not good enough
It’s ‘cause I know you would for love
Sewer maze
Crawl through the pipes and barricades
A labyrinth of waste in the dark
Navigate the ways of my heart
Scum sucking, sun ducking, super disgusting
A scaley sub-creature
Who’s joints started rusting
In my eyes, the most important thing ever existed
Imprisoned down here in the kingdom of cryptids
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